I'm self obsessed.
I always put 'me' first.I don't think its wrong to love and respect yourself.Even if its more than everything else
I dislike my friends.I don't know if I can call them friends.I don't know who my friends are at the end of the day.
Is it better having two best friends or two hundred friends and acquaintances?
I will never be driven or ambitious.Its an inherent part of my nature to be lazy.
My life revolves around my dogs and food.
I complain all the time.When I'm not complaining, I whine.
My holidays are ending and my jeans don't fit me anymore.
I'm short tempered.I get violent when I'm angry.I tend to slap and physically hurt people.
I'm sadistic.I enjoy hurting people.Sometimes.
I don't understand blogs written by people that are vague and verbose.But that's just their way of writing.
I dont like North Indians.With their funny accents and pronounciations and dumb blondes.Who am I to comment with my funny accent,pronounciation and mannerisms.
I hate Eminem's music.I wish he would put on Michael Jackson's old skin and start rapping about things other than his daughter.
I wish Tupac hadn't die.I've been denied good music.
I've learnt that age is proportional to maturity.Inversely.
I hate Hindi serials.The women have a four inch layer of foundation and makeup and wear Rohit Bal in their kitchens.
I want to own the perfect shoe that can be worn with every outfit.It never gets slush during the rains and moisturizes your feet during summer.It has a built in heel which you pull out when you want to party.And its Jimmy Choo.
I want a new perfume every month.I dont believe in signature smells.