* And so he went to her place to tell her it was over and that it wasn't working out anymore.He woke up several hours later at a busy street in the city around one in the night.He had been drugged by her parents.So along with the little bird and his mother, they lodged a complaint.The mother is now mailing her daughter's present 'crush' with lines such as "Please like my daughter."

*He made a trip to the States to see her.She broke up with him there.Returned the diamond ring for it was too expensive to retain.So where's the diamond earrings and expensive watch dahling?Are you going to refund his ticket as well?

*She wanted to him to convert to Christianity.The Moslem boy didn't mind.One tiny argument.One wrong statement about Jesus.One major breakup.

*She had problems with her boyfriend.Took a box of pills.Was in the hospital.Grow up woman.

*He told me he had lusted after her.I rolled my eyes.They've been dating two months now.I'm still rolling my eyes.

*He cheated on her.And on the next one.And on the next one.All at the same time?And is now seeing the best friend.

*Highly profiled couple.How did I figure out it was over?She was 'Status:Single on Orkut and Hi5 and all the adorable pictures of both of them had been pulled down.

*She thinks she's hot.Babes don't need to steal phones do they?The team went over to her house and found it stuffed in a corner.She has "no idea how it got there".She's still strutting around.Friend-less.

*This babe stole a phone too.And she was caught as well.Her boyfriend was very disappointed."If you wanted a phone, I would have bought you a hundred.Why do you need to steal it?" Of course he would say that.He owns a big resort and amusement park.She is ashamed.He breaks up with her.She needs the attention.She makes her best friend call him up and say that she's in the ICU.He goes all over the city trying to find her only to hear that she was at a party, and not a hospital.

*She broke up with her boyfriend when she caught him kissing another girl.Last seen, she was found kissing the same girl

*They've been seeing each other for a year now.Last I saw him, he was ushering in a PYT into his car.She was wearing the tiniest top and shortest skirt possible.But their relationship is still going strong.She accepts his faults.

*She was starry eyed about her first relationship.Wham bam thank you ma'am.

*He flirts with anything that you could remotely call a female.Is she blind?

*A week after they met, they had done it.Heard its over now.Of course it would be..she's on to the next!

*She did it with him to prove her love.Last heard, she was scouting around for home pregnancy tests and day after pills.

*It was all about her money for him.Glad she had an eye opener eventually.

*Last year, she was our age and happily married.This year, she's our age with her husband cheating on her.

*He was accused of cheating on his first girlfriend.He was innocent.She dumped him.He slept with a Spanish airhostess to take his revenge.Yeah right.We believe you.

*She stalked him.They did it six months later in her living room while her parents watched tv.

*Another guy was eyeing his girlfriend.He took him to a deserted shed and broke three teeth after wrapping chains around his hand.

*He fell for his best friend.His girlfriend didn't approve.Now, he has neither.

Gossip.Sweet sweet gossip.