And I'm not changing my blog address.I will not bother myself with the technicalities.And it narrows down to me being just plain lazy and pride will not come in the way.

To sum up my vacation in a few points.

• I went parasailing,waterskiing and on the 'wata shkuta' as the Thai locals call it.
• I saw an old American man with so many wrinkles on his face that you couldn't make out if it was a man or woman.His 'escort' was helping him cross the road.I was a bit scandalized and pitied him.A bit amused at the thought of him ODing on Viagra later in the night.His underwear should say 'Return from the Dead.'
• I was upset when I saw an old man having dinner with a boy who was quarter his age.
• I went on all the rollercoasters at the amusement park.
• I did not get the tattoo that I hoped I would.And speaking of tattoos, a certain classmate of mine has one on her stomach now.And proudly displays it as her Orkut picture.Its scary but not as scary as her face.God bless her.Bless her wannabe boyfriend and their wannabe babies.Literally.
• I will never let my husband go to Bangkok alone.If he has to, I will make him wear a chastity belt.There is no such thing as 'trust' and 'love' in that city.
• The women are drop dead gorgeous.So petite and pretty.The American women look like clumsy giants next to them.
• All first children or an only child tend to become fat and spoilt.
• An elephant painted better than me.
• I ate breakfast at McDonalds one too many times.
• Caramel Popcorn makes me want to puke.
• I had the most delicious glazed strawberries on a stick.
• I could live on Satay chicken my entire life.
• I missed Baywatch.
• I displayed super human strength when it came to shopping.
• Silver,gold and bronze bags are very in right now.So don't be surprised if you see someone carrying a silver bag.They are more in fashion than you.
• I picked up a darling Fossil watch with a pink dial.Surprise!
• I have added to my collection 'Live' by J.Lo and Elizabeth Arden's 'Sunflowers'.Not to forget Vanilla Vanilla.
• I will set up a tent outside Bodyshop if I have to.
• Bacardi Breezers over there have more alchoholic content than it does here.
• Hilton has esclators inside!And its absolutely gorgeous.I've never been for such a fancy wedding reception before and I just didn't know which cutlery to use.

Pattikadu old me.

Sigh..