Orkut does not need any introductions.Every Tom,Dick and Harry or perhaps Tamizharasan,Dilip and Harichandran are on Orkut.
I can ramble on about the perverted men who are in the 'Jaya aunty' or 'Lesbians in Chennai' community (which ironically has only men as members). But one thing I hold close to my heart are sad..sad..and extremely sad 'lets be friends' lines.
if u would not like to make a new friend, please give answer for the following
1.why u would not like make new friend?
2.why u would be there?
3.do u know the meaning for the friend?
4.how long u r in orkut?
5.let me know your best friend name and the characters?(it will help me to perdict your charcters?
and i belive u will surly give your answers
Reagrds Suresh baub
Did he actually believe I was going to reply for his questions? The fifth question made me laugh so much I had tears in my eyes and this terrible cough afterward.
hey hi!! suchithra!! the pic luks very cool .. seems u look like da girl!!! iam ram.. well was just taking a look around the corner.. saw ur profile.. ma big eyes spotted ya!! and ma hands, u know wat with out even knowing me i started to type a scrap 4 ya.. so hw u do ??? do reply bac .. ram..
'Da girl'! Flattering.I stopped reading at 'ma hands'.I got creeped out when my one track mind started to play disgusting scenes in my head.And I'm glad I finished reading the rest.
hey beauty gal... where is ur teeth ??? when u smile show me ur teeth... it'l be very nice.... cos ur face like that.... what do you do???
From 'Da girl' to 'Beauty gal'. Woooohoooooo! Fetish for teeth or a very lame conversation starter.You decide.
hey hi wats up wanna joing me as ur frnd.....add me 2 ur list.....
No.I dont want to JOING you for anything.'
And that is all I have for the day.Before I leave.
GO SANJAYA!!!!!!!!!
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aaah, Kuppai updated! Orkut rants is it ? would u believe orkut figures in my S.O.P ? :)
When you gonna start that sex blog u were talking about ?
I don't know how people think of such dumb pick-up lines....
they manage to make a grand mess of slang. I dont see the point of someone typing 'ma' instead of 'my' or 'kewl' instead of 'cool'...I mean, the whole point of using slang is to shorten the typing time..
I am getting spam nowadays in orkut...no, not your kind of spam, but it is irritating nonetheless...
People keep scrapping to send invitations to obscure social networking sites like Yaari.com and dosti.com
hahaha...hilarious...when u come across these kind of lines in ur scrap book..we cant control our laugh..cos it will be like that..nice understanding by u buddy...
Btw, I am so and so, wanna be friend with u.. :-P
@ aditi- knew it was u! updated my blog for u and this is what i get :-( SOB!
@ gamesh- yeah i know..u forgot the 'da' and 'wuzzz up'..blech! I think facebook's in for some trouble :-)
@ thenraj- its a never ending cycle..sigh
the perils of being a girl on orkut :)
yeah...go sanjaya!!! :)) plus can i make fraandship with u?
Hey suchi buchi,
Sorry didn't elaborate - Marsupian here!! Had to create a blog for work so this is my public one - yeah it sucks right now :)
to redeem myself ( solely to redeem myself)
"The jokes are as black as pitch, as icy as a knife, and refreshingly literate. Every element is right." - on Parvathi's Orkut rant.
( yes. i stole the blurb. now take the SOB back , twit . )
Ok, elder sis is busy. whats your story? UPDATE PLS!!!!
LOL.. thats some good early morning humour :)
plz send me ur orkut profile link..coz crap like this is the sole source of entertainment for me in orkut...
nd yeah...in return u mite get links to the most hilarious about me's :)
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