After long days, I say the weirdest things to my boss.
"I know I sound like a hippie but its really just mind over science. If I really want it to work and concentrate hard enough on getting the experiment right, it'll work.Mind over science Dr. F. That sums up research."
"Its like Sophie's choice. Do I keep my cells alive or do I keep my bacteria alive.I don't know. Who do I kill first?"
"My cells were my babies. But I'm like the psychotic mother who wants to just kill them all now."
I still have a job.
Thank god.
3 comments:
Interesting..never thought of getting things done using mind control. I should try it.
dont bother. it doesnt work. i talk to my experiments all the time. i tell them they're pretty and they're going to be awesome and make me very happy but they just dont seem to care. stupid inanimate objects
Nut job!
I tried telling the same things to a girl. Stupid inanimate objects;)
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