Burnt hair on stove.
Cut hair.
Badly.
Friend cut hair more.
Hair is cut.
In many places.
With a cuticle scissor.
Drank champange.
Lots of it.
Drank wine.
More of it.
Drank beer.
Less this time.
Thought cat was missing this morning.
Searched for Loopy for an hour.
She struts out after said hour.
Chicken cilantro wantons sounds good now.
And then more sleep.
Drunken texting should be banned.