Roach Extermination

Step 1 :- Find roach on wall

Step 2 :- Find Lysol

Step 3 :- Read all sorts of noxious + obnoxious chemical names

Step 4 :- Decide that 99% viruses includes roaches

Step 5 :- Spray generously on said roach while jumping up and down

Step 6 :- Stop and take a deep breath because jumping + Lysol fumes = not good for body

Step 7 :- Take ten steps back and observe fumed roach

Step 8 :- Wonder why Roach is not dead

Step 9 :- Google 'Does lysol kill cockroaches'

Step 10 :- Read pointless questions and answers on Yahoo Answers

Step 11 :- Wikipedia 'Cockroaches'

Step 12 :- Gag and inwardly retch at pictures

Step 13 :- Resume observing Roach on wall from safe distance

Step 14 :- Note - Roach on wall seems to be least bothered about Lysol

Step 15 :- Glare at cats for not taking care of roaches

Step 16 :- Resume Facebook stalking