It was five in the morning when I woke up and read your email and text message. When I say "It would help to go pick up a girl in the bar", you don't automatically do that. How is it that when I have such ridiculously awesome advice about important issues in life, it's beautifully ignored but an off hand comment is picked up and acted on. But I'm proud of you for having not lost your mojo yet.
I'm going to be at work at 7 but I'm hoping that by 12, I get a minute-by-minute, play-by-play account of what happened last night because as a BFF, you owe me that information and as a BFF, I shall lend a dirty ear.