1) The sink flooding situation is my neighbor's fault.
2) My kitchen was cleaner when I had problems in it. A flooded sink made me bleach unused counters over and over again which makes me positive I'm weird.
3) I discovered the weird pharmacy/liquor store ten steps away from my house was fully functional. I wish I had checked it out two years ago
4) I threw away my plants because they did not survive my trip to India.
5) I broke my favorite vase at the exact moment I was thinking something bitchy. Thank you, Karma.
6) The pulled pork at Trader Joe's was fantastic.
7) I had a pretty kick ass interview for a pretty kick ass lab.
8) I haven't seen my husband in 40 days.
9) Work has been a drag.
10) I did all my laundry including the couch covers which I really think I need to get an award for.
11) I made a ton of egg curry after which I promptly ordered two pizzas for myself.
12) I couldn't eat after the second slice because I was so guilty about what I had done.
13) I ate pizza for three days to punish myself for a moment of weakness.
14) I started reading Almost Moon by Alice Sebold. Not enjoying it.
15) I also read the 'Nine lives of Chloe King' series. It was just more than dreadful. Thankfully the show is better.
16) Ta da..pointless blog post. Achieved.