Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Exhibit No 1
She might have been a part of the bubblegum era of pop,has a husband who thinks he's the next Eminem going 'Popozao' and might either want you to hit her one more time or be your slave..........

But I still thought she was pretty! She had a great body,abs to die for and she did look good

So how does a person go from this




TO THIS!



Yikes!

Did I just say 'Yikes'?

God dammit!

Ah that's better!

The point being...The wonders of Photoshop and makeup.Ok pregnancy does this to you but I doubt she's pregnant at this time because she's holding a cigarette in her hand.

Exhibit No 2


Now where have I seen her before?Eva..?Is that you?What happened to that fabulous tan and that bronze look and that utterly sexy hair that falls in waves around your perfect face?But thank you.The next time I watch Desperate Housewives,I will not want to desperately be like you.

Exhibit 3


And the next time I feel fat after flipping through Cosmo,I'm going to think twice before feeling bad.This is NOT sexy.Keira Knightley scares me.And so does Nicole Richie.

I found these pictures at Chic Mommy and Go Fug Yourself.I really agree with the former.The next time your feeling ugly..Dont.

Obviously beauty is skin deep.Or over a layer of concealer,foundation,powder,mascara,blush,eyeliner,eyeshadow,lip liner and lipstick.And gloss.The women are human after all.

Hallelujah!

9 comments:

Ganesh Ranganathan said...

I have one more addition of mine to your hate list....Paris Hilton...

Bitch thinks she's the modern Marilyn Monroe...

Zaradin said...

@ ganesh-i dont hate them!i just find them very ordinary without the makeup

Da Rodent said...

@parvathi: hey., the picture did not turn up because.. I did not post the above two comments. Grr.. Picking on arvind sounds vaguely acceptable., but why me?

Da Rodent said...

Shit., i had a thing for eva. :( Too bad., she is not that perfect one from desp housewives.. :( :(

Ganesh Ranganathan said...

I love Eva in Desperate housewives....and even Kiera Knightley was wonderful in Bend it like Beckham....But your photos make them look unbelievably ordinary

Zaradin said...

@ da rodent-isn't it fantastic what lighting,make up and a photoshop can do to you

@ ganesh-i'm sooooo disappointed myself.she really looks like a skeleton..so unhealthy

Da Rodent said...

@parvathi: i swear.. grr... grr...

A K Ravishankar said...

NICE PICS ANB STORIES.KEEP ME UPDATED

Ganesh Ranganathan said...

Maybe she is worried about suffering from the early stages of obesity..:-)