Awkward conversations surround me

I love how people have conversations about me and around me like I'm not there.

Paula, John and I around the bench while I try to put my gel on a filter paper.
S - John, Which way does the gel go, vertical or horizontal?
P - Hmm, John maybe Suchi should do it with the dye on top?
J - I think she'll prefer it sideways!
S - I love how you guys talk dirty :-)

I learnt that the best way out of a bad mood is to be a one track mind like me!

Momania called me the other day.
Momania - Appa and I were talking about your wedding the other day.
S - What wedding?!
M - No no. Not now, whenever your wedding is. Your hypothetical wedding.
S- Oh...right.
*phew*
M - So can I ask you something?
*uh oh*
S- Sure. Shoot.
M - What is your status?
*UH OH. I thought I told her about the tragic end to my love life. But did I? Or did I only tell my dad? No wait. She knew. Oh crap. Ok here goes..*
S - I'm..uh..single Ma
M - Chi. Andha status yille di. That and all I know. I was asking about your OPT and H1 status. Now what if we find you a boy and you can't get married because you're stuck there.....
*I cant talk now. I have both my feet in my mouth.*
FML