Dear Any God,

Please to be finding me ONE/many/all of the above rich man between the age of 26-29. I would wish for you to choose him with me as for he is tall, handsome, dark, and swardthy in nature and kind. Please to be let him make me breakfast, lunch and dinner and drop me for working and pick me up after finish. Please to be giving man who pays rent/groceries/tuition loans/entertainment expenses/misc/all of the above. I will compromise with man who is rich but none of the other above. Just please to be pay all my money problems. And just adjust maadi and make him tall and dark and attractive when lights are atleast off. All in all - please find very quick a driver/cook/bank/massager for me. Please no fair boys. Please to be eating meat Iyer.

Thank you
Yours humble
Parvathi